Answers:

1.Because one or the other is to blame for everything.

2.Because Bush is so stupid He mixed up Bagdhad and Bangladesh in the world wide conspiricy.

3.We just know, but they've hidden the evidence.

4.Neither, it was the colonial ruler of the region, Britian doing it at US request.

5(i)Because Fox news isn't reporting it, it must be a US cover-up.

(ii)Because Fox news is saying it's probably Islamic Millitants, it's the fault of the US for stirring them up. Anywhere.

(either i. or ii. must be true....)

Now BB, which one do you reckon will be the most popular. # 2 is odds on favourite.