Appreciate the suggestion G-Harp...(certainly is an entertaining tale and would keep the audience amuzed)) but they are insistant, that all music be Elizabethian or before....no anachronisms permited.
Got an entire night's worth from Bruce's...now converting MIDI to WAV...so they can hear examples, read lyrics, and take their pick.
THANX again Bruce, this fortutious thread and your structured homepage were most helpful.