Stick to the lagerphone if you want to make something. Much simpler. This is how:

1. Obtain 200 beer bottle caps.

2. Start again. Obtain 200 beer bottle caps, attached to full bottles.

3. Drink Beer. You may find willing helpers at this point.

4. Start again. This time remember to keep the caps.

5. Repeat until you master step 4.

6. Flattern caps.

Ahh, I can't be bothered to describe this bit. See here

Do not let partner find out this is what you're doing. You'll be in trouble. Or more trouble. Those are the normal options aren't they.....