The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #82333   Message #1545725
Posted By: Uncle_DaveO
19-Aug-05 - 11:56 AM
Thread Name: BS: Third Joke Thread for 2005
Subject: RE: BS: Third Joke Thread for 2005
A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.

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Well, there's a very simple answer.

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Nobody bothered to check the oil.

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We just didn't know we were getting low.

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The reason for that is purely geographical.

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Our OIL is located in

Alaska

California

Oklahoma

TEXAS

UTAH

and

Wyoming

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Our DIPSTICKS are located in Washington DC