You don't have a weiner??!?! And you're bragging about it??!?!

"My honor student will downsize your bully"

Reminds me of a famous football cheer at Benjamin Franklin High School in New Orleans, an academically elite "magnet" school and my kids' alma mater. The school actually has a very good overall won-loss record in most sports (especially, for some reason, in girls' athletics, where they've won state championships in several different sports), but they never seem to have enough big tough boys to field a competitive football team.

Anyway, after each of the many losses, this rousing chant could always be heard:

"That's alright, that's OK, you're gonna work for us someday!"