The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #83460   Message #1545996
Posted By: gnu
19-Aug-05 - 05:48 PM
Thread Name: BS: Popular Views of Gr. White North Hosers!
Subject: RE: BS: Popular Views of Gr. White North Hosers!
Del here. Don't mind that hoser what can't be Cluin in ta our humour eh Shane. You got the ticket man. The hot ticket eh. Get it? You are a hot ticket eh man. You and I are castin the same fly eh. Ya gotta ignore the retractors man. Else ya wouldn't be on the cuttin edge a humour eh. Get it? Cuttin? Humour? I am the cut up in the family man. You and I should get together after you come back from up north and write some stuff fer one a them TV shows or maybe a flick man. That would be hawsome man. Get it ? Haw some? HAW! Anyway, the reason I am rightin is on accounta Dale is actin weird man. He called me and said he was turnin over a new life and he is hooked up with Coyote. Coyote! I mean, I'm not as innocent as I look neither eh. But all of them was, like, duty, right? Ya know what I'm sayin, right? Sicosimpathetic eh? I try to be a nice guy, right? I got eyelids too, but, like, I blink right? Okay, so, like, anyway, I think Dale is gettin reeled in again eh. Soon as she squeezes out a few pups, he will be back at pumpin gas. Mark my word man. You got a good woman but you are lucky. Dale never had no such luck with the fair sex, unless he paid the fare eh. Get it? I am goin up ta Kent County and straten that lad out as soon as I get the rest of these here trucks sold. Geeze I hate havin ta sell em for parts, but getting em reregistrated is such a hassle eh. OK, like, I gotta git cause it will be dark soon and I got a full night of work on accounta it is a full moon and all eh. Tight lines and strate shootin eh. Later eh.