NORMAL
Martin Mull

INTRO
Why'd we have to get so hip?
Why'd we have to take that trip? Honey…
You look dumb in dungarees and so do I.
Go put on your nicest dress and I'll put on my tie.
Here's why…….

I'm tired of rock n' rollin'
Let's get married honey, let's go bowlin'
Throw away our pot and acid
Spend the weekend at Lake Placid
It's hard to live in this town if you're strange
What say you and I get normal for a change

CHORUS
What say you and I get normal
We don't have to be that formal
We'll just sit and watch TV like others do
We'll eat meat and mashed potatoes
Cut our hair so folks don't hate us
Life is nuts enough just livin' here with you

Let's see who can be most borin'
You do the dishes honey, I'll start snorin'
Get a mower, do some mowin'
Spend all mornin' gettin' it goin'
We'll show everyone in town we're not deranged
What say you and I get normal for a change

CHORUS

BRIDGE
It's gonna change us honey, sexually
From now on, we'll just be once-a-weekers
It's gonna change us honey, even musically
We'll get our records through the mail,
Buy a set of lousy speakers (unintelligible stuff in background)

So if you'll beg my pardon
I'm goin' out and start a garden
It'll just be small potatoes
Some lettuce and tomatoes
And if either one comes up, we'll join the Grange
What say you and I get normal for a change

Repeat Chorus

Life is nuts enough just livin' here with you, it's true
Livin' here with you and Bobby McG