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Thread #59418 Message #1546441
Posted By: JennyO
21-Aug-05 - 02:05 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Um, getting back to cod - I found this:
Piece of Cod
You don't normally find human heads inside cod. But they had at Morgan's Fish Wholesalers, in the gut of a four-footer they were cutting up for market.
Portchester Police Chief Paul Mansbridge scowled as he looked at the fish, lying on its side with its head removed and belly slit. The smell in the warehouse hit his Midwestern nose like a fist.
I know how you feel, pal, Mansbridge thought, looking into the cod's dead, staring eyes.
Turning his attention to the warehouse manager, he asked, "Who sold you this one?"
"Hard to say. Could be one of three or four brought in their catch from the weekend." Joe Mayne was a small, thin man with a pinched face, wearing a T-shirt, jeans, and a Budweiser cap. He looked uncomfortable, but Mansbridge couldn't decide if it was because of the human head on the table between them, the chill in the building, or perhaps because the chief wasn't a local.
"I need names and phone numbers, any other contact information you've got." Mayne nodded and quickly walked out of the warehouse.
Mansbridge turned to the county coroner, Al Schumacher. "What do you think?"
Schumacher, a heavy, balding man whose shoulders were stooped from too many years of leaning over his work, squinted through thick, square-framed glasses as he studied the head.
"This," he said slowly, "is the piece of cod, which passeth all understanding."
Derek P. Gilbert ©2003