Dale (and others)- you were lucky with the eye-popping. I read (somewhere) about a boy who blinded his brother, and sobbed "It didn't hurt when the Three Stooges did it."

Still, I have fond memories of a dinner party where one squeezes on his (what? it's a flaky pastry thing filled with cream or something) - squirts another diner, who retaliates, and the battle is on. Does anyone remember this?