Thanks for the biographical notes. I'll keep them. I agree; far worse than being named 'Sue' or even 'Efrem Zimbalist Jr' or (although actually one of my favorite names, a noted physicist and president of my university) Gaylord Probosco Harnwell. (True.)

A non Mudcat contributer adds:

Little boy kneels at the foot of the bed,
Lily-white hands caressing his head.
Oh my! Couldn't be worse!
Christopher Robin is shagging his nurse.