Try this one, written at a time when they were running experiments in open fields near where I live, and were trying to convince us that it coudn't affect the normal crops less than 400 yards away. Have they never heard of pollenation by flying insects?
1). It's a world of high technology, we're living in today, If you think you understand it, you are crazy, So leave it to the scientist, is what we're trying to say, We are working hard so you can all be lazy, If you're feeling nervous, now the new millennium's in sight, And the thought of it fills you with trepidation, Let me tell you that the future's looking rosy, looking bright, Just be thankful for genetical modification.
2). At Monsanto we've been trying hard, for many, many years, To bring you all the things for which you're yearning, It's your benefit we work for, not, as it might appear, The piles of lovely lolly we'll be earning, We're extracting all the secrets from the strands of DNA, And looking for whatever's needing fixing, With a chromosome, an ovum, and a couple of genes we play, Trying out some biological mixing.
3). It's amazing what can happen, when experiments you try, For scientific progress isn't easy, Once we slipped up, and crossed an armadillo with a fly, And the product made our boffins feel quite queasy, But we've advanced in leaps and bounds, we've got it sorted now, Although at times it did get rather hairy, We're using Cheetah DNA to modify a cow, The milk is going to the Express Dairy.
4). We feel that there's no limit to the wonders we can work, If only you consumers give your backing, Our duties and responsibilities we'll never shirk, While profit, in our bank accounts, we're stacking, And you should all be grateful for the effort we expend, And trust in our concern for your well-being, For regardless, within reason, of what we have to spend, We do nearly all the government's decreeing.
5). Let scaremongers rattle on about the dangers of G.M., If you're wise, you won't believe a word they're saying, At Monsanto, we have chemists, who are twice as smart as them, And believe me, this is not a game we're playing, We think, we're almost sure; G.M. will not bring harm to you, But, just in case some seed of doubt still lingers, The cases of bad side effects, we've found, are very few, Truly, you can count them on your thirteen fingers.
Coda:- So don't be nervous, now the new Millennium's under way, You should be having feelings of elation, Evolution isn't going to turn, and go the other way, YOU'RE A PRODUCT OF GENETICAL MODIFICATION.