Geez, no statues--I only have a cardboard standup in my living room of Commander Will Riker which my nephews gave me. He is thongless, but wears a black cowboy hat, has one ear with 2 pierced earring studs, a jean jacket & a "First Contact" fanny pack around his hips (it covers his cardboard centerfold crease). The kids dressed him, not me--I would never have thought of the earrings. We always "decorate" Will seasonally.
    Last night I watched my new B-day presents, The Trouble With Tribbles & Trials & Tribblations, back to back with my nephews if that helps any. Not a bona-fide Shat Attack, tho, huh?
   I don't---- really-------
          NEED -----to go------to the ----------   
                     meetings!