Ol' Two-ll's here will take a tall one of the Guiness- it's just about thick enough for watching the race and cozying by the fire. If you all knew what a flirt I am in real life you wouldn't believe how reticent I've been here at the Tavern- my brain is disconnected from my mouth, so in real life I spout just about anything you please, but somehow my fingers get in the way when the spirit would otherwise move me!
There's plenty of room here on the couch- and how about some tunes? Nobody's sung a thing since "Hiring Fair"- and that ws yestiddy! No one wants to hear my fiddle playing yet, as I started a few weeks ago, but let me warm up by singing harmony and I'll regale you with a song or two in a bit.