Good thing I didn't say anything about the dirty knife!


Cook: (shouting) You bastards! You vicious, heartless bastards! Look what you've done to him! He's worked his fingers to the bone to make this place what it is, and you come in with your petty feeble quibbling and you grind him into the dirt, this fine, honourable Man, whose boots you are not worthy to kiss. Oh... it makes me mad... mad! (slams cleaver into the table)

The whole of Monty Python's - Resturant Sketch can be read on the following...

http://orangecow.org/pythonet/sketches/restrant.htm