I begged, I grovelled, I pled (OK, I just asked, & he not only said "delighted", he refused payment, but why let the truth get in the way of a good story? The Sun didn't. Fox didn't. His Murdoch-namesake never did... Right... Now, where was I? Oh, yeah..)

I begged, I grovelled, I pled... He showed no mercy, cruel to the core, he did exactly what I... ummmm... asked him to... (This isn't working...)

Did he listen to my pleas (Ummm... Yes...), "don't, please don't, no I couldn't bear... (being deprived of a copy of...)" Ha! He sent me a CD anyway, just as I *drat* asked him to. (Look, who wrote this script? I'm gonna kill 'im, 'e's got it all wrong, where's the drama, eksetera? Pillock!)

"Oh, it's only a CD copy of a very old record", says Bruce "peace on you" Murdoch.

Do you know what he did?

Do you know what that f*&^%$£ bastard did???? (I'm never going to forgive him, NEVER!!)

He wrote Music CD, No Value on the envelope!!!!!

Yeah, like... If he tells you the sky is blue, the grass is green, & the world is round, don't believe him!!! He is a monumental liar! He cannot be trusted!!! Ek setera, ek thingy, ekky thump...

All of which is my of saying publicly (since no-one else seems to have done..) bloody excellent CD, Bruce! And though you refuse payment, you still can't stop me donating to MC on your behalf! (Yes, I fight dirty. What else can you do with an Antipodean... Ooooops! I mean, Yank... damn... Canuck...)

R