I am on idiot-boy's compyuter here, the one he uses to write his crazy newspaper storeys, eh? It's pretty cool. You would not flippin' BELIEVE the porno stuff and weird shit he has saved on here. I mean, HOLY FLIP, there is stuff on here that I ain't even DONE or even HEARD of before! I did not think that was possible. I am serious. Un-flippin'-believable. No wonder the boy is lookin' not too good some mornings. Bein' in jail will probally do him some good, I'm thinkin'.

Well, I gotta singe off now. Bernice is comin' over. Later, man. I will log in tomorrow and let the world know how the little man is doin'.

- Don the Man