Do you serve the fondue in one of those gooseshit green little pots with the can of sterno that smells like stale urine under it to keep it warm>

Memories - gives me the warm fuzzies - at least for a couple seconds - then the nausea kicks in...

hmmmmm- what about an oriental flair with the crisps - cinnamon and rice wine vinegar. garlic would be good too.