Naw. Read wimmin drink tea. Not in a sissy tea bag, mind you, but a spoonful of loose tea in the pot.

I don't eat french fries often, but when I do, no ketchup.

You can keep your chilly outhouse. Real women have the foritude to use an outhouse when it's 100+ degrees out. (Think about it for a minute. . .visualize the whafting aroma. . .cooking in the noonday sun. . .)

So there!