Holy flippin' JAYSUS!!! Those are UGLY SKANKS in Wawa!   Coupla dykes if ya ask me.   Gag me with a hosebag, man. I know you, Wasted in Wawa. Your an even bigger looser than idiot-boy. You suck majorly. I know this coz it is common knowledge, eh?

So, the little man got took up north somewhere to a special camp. Officer Dana talked 'em inta sendin' him there instead of keepin' him in the Sudbury jail and that is good coz Snake wants to kill him and I'm sure Snake ain't forgot about it. BOY was Officer Dana ever ticked off!!! OUch. I am glad I am not Shane. He has to listen to her flippin' tirades, man. He is gonna wish he was flippin' dead, eh?

Well, she said she is gonna get him straightened out this time if it kills him.

I don't know what the place is they sent him too, but I guess it is for total flipheads who basically ain't really a danger to society. That's what I figger. Fact is, my little brother ain't a danger to nothin' but himself...and my flippin' beer!

The fliphead did bust my nose awhile back, but I provoked him...and I didn't see it comin' becoz he hit me when I opened the flippin' front door. If I'd seen it comin' I woulda laughed. He can't outfight a flippin' mailbox, so how could he ever take me? Never, that's how.

I am gonna put together a care package for the boy. One pack of smokes, a Penthouse mag, and a roll of toilet paper. What's a brother for, eh?

- Don the Man