I know it's unkind to chuckle, but I see that she has retained her sense of humor. Don't want to leave a stain on the driveway. :)

Sprains can be more trouble than breaks, and it sounds like she has a doozy in that hand. Since close work on the quilts is out for the time being, find something on a large scale that can be entertaining. Perhaps taking up some of Debussy's piano music for the left hand?

If she gets really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really bored, you could download the ENTIRE Mother of All BS thread and let her read it from the very beginning.

Hmmmm. That might not be allowed under the Geneva Convention. Cruel and Unusual Punishment.

You be the judge.