I've been keeping my nephews, aged three and five, highly amused by teaching them a song I heard from Jim Couza. But a work colleague from Kent, UK, also reckons he heard it from an aunt of his.

When I was just a wee, wee tot
They took me from my wee, wee cot
And put me on my wee, wee pot
To see if I would wee or not

And when they saw that I would not
They took me off my wee, wee pot
And put me in my wee, wee cot
And there I wee-weed quite a lot

The appeal for kids is obvious!