Sheeeeiiiittttt, Bill... Can'r pull nuthin' over on you, dangit...
WE HAVE A WINNER!
Prize Central will be in touch wid ya, Bill, but that might take some time so go ahead an' enjopy the customary "5 days of peace"... Yeah run this off on yer copier and if anyone gets real stupid 'round you, just pull it out... Oughtta work wonders...