Those are harsh words, Amos. Harsh words. I can see our online relationship becoming strained if you persist in this critical, vituperative fashion. I have not just used Shatner in that glorious endeavour! To the contrary, I have used Diana Rigg, Winona Ryder, Tarzan, Hillary Clinton, hamsters in general, idiotic young men from North Ontario, a famous chimpanzee detective, and a host of other notable personalities to, as you insensitively put it, "slither" my way to fame.

Avaunt, sir! Be off with you! But me no buts! If you don't like reading about the esteemed Mr Shatner, then just skip over those parts or get someone to install a software subroutine that protects you from ever having to see his name on your screen again.