Codwallop?! CODWALLOP?!?!?!?!!

Sir, you have given the Lie Direct; in short, Sir, I state that I am not now and have never been a "codwallop," and no one in my family was ever such. I cannot, of course, speak for yours.

You have impugned my honour with your statement and I feel that there is no recourse but to expunge the insult with your blood. Should you refuse me this, I will post you as a cowardly bushwacker, a lying rattlesnake, and a clattermonger

My second, Mr. Little Hawk, will call upon you.

And so I remain,

Your friend,

Rapaire