Sir:

Should you find it possible to seek release of your obviously generous thermal endowment elsewhere, I would urge you to do so before reconsidering your hasty conclusion. The Lie Direct, Sirrah, was your own, impugning my capacity for boundless BS through the falsely implied use of such artifices as a Thesaurus. Thus, you presented a severe affront and disservice, implying that my product of BS is other than fresh-grown, organically generated and the product of rivch and fertile thought.

Therefore, kindly seek a cooler spot and think again; I will exchange with you at your request a reciprocal withdrawal of language, agreeing you are no codwallop in exchange for your recognition that I keep no thesaurus handy.

Should you, in your over-gifted caloric state, decide not to agree to this civil offer, sir, I can only say that I will meet you as you request on the field of honor, in the unlikely event that yuou prove able to locate the same.

Your sincere friend,


Amos