"'One Paper Kid' which my father bought for two paper zuzim..."

[Sorry for the arcane punning, but I couldn't help myself; good luck in the search for the REAL lyrics.]

[N.B. to those who don't understand the above paragraphs--it's a play on the Passover song Chad Gadya, in the Aramaic language. Chad Gadya=One Kid (i.e., baby goat).]