I know the sarong must sound rather shocking. It is totally acceptable. But I stress the sarong must be made of a darker material. Like white pants, a white sarong must not be worn after Labor Day. Personally I don't like white sarongs, as you would look more like a corrupt sleazy Roman senator than a true gentleman that you are.

Yes Bobad, Marlon Brando did wear sarongs from time to time, and I must confess he did look quite snappy in them.