The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #84197   Message #1553353
Posted By: Lanfranc
31-Aug-05 - 05:35 AM
Thread Name: Folklore: Limericks...know any good ones [15]
Subject: RE: BS: Limerics...know any good ones
Once Titian, while mixing rose madder,
Saw his model girl pose on a ladder.
Her position to Titian
Suggested coition
So he climbed up the ladder and 'ad 'er!

A young American seeking romance
Took his girl on a date to a dance
As she twirled in his arms
Her perfume and her charms
Caused a damp patch to form on his trousers.