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Thread #84197   Message #1553487
Posted By: GUEST,Vince
31-Aug-05 - 08:40 AM
Thread Name: Folklore: Limericks...know any good ones [15]
Subject: RE: BS: Limerics...know any good ones
here's two (almost)...

There once was a man who insisted
that his annkle was sprained and not twisted
he hobbled about
and gave a great shout
when he stepped on a step, but he missed it!

A terrible poet was Jenny
Her limericks weren't worth a penny
In technique they were sound
Though often she found
whenever she tried to write any
she always wrote one line too many

(Sorry, so sorry...)