Two Jewish gentlemen, Sid and Al, were sitting in a Chinese restaurant.
Sid asked Al, "Hey, are there any Jews in China?"
"I don't know," Sid replied. "Why don't we ask our waiter? "
When the waiter came by, Al asked him, "Are there any Chinese Jews?"
The waiter answered "I don' know sir, remme ask," and he went into the kitchen.
He returned in a few minutes and said, "No. No Chinese Jews at all."
"Are you sure?" Al asked.
"Okay, I check again for you, sir," replied the waiter and went back to the kitchen.
While he was still gone, Sid said, "I cannot believe there are no Jews in China! Our people are scattered everywhere."
When he returned the waiter said, "No Sir, got no Chinese Jews, jus' rike I say fu'st time."
"Are you really sure ?" Al asked again. "I cannot believe there are no Chinese Jews."
Exasperated, the waiter frantically said "Sir, I ask ev'yone! We got olange jews, appow jews, plune jews, tomato jews, pineapple jews, and glape jews, but no one never hear of Chinese jews. You pay bill now and go!"