WARNING: Kat is now going to post something which is music-related. Hold onto your hats.

Thanks to Kris Krsitofferson

Jesus was a Capricorn
He ate organic food
He believed in love and peace
And never wore no shoes

Verse 2:

Long hair, beard and sandles
And a funky bunch of friends
Reckon we'd just nail him up
If he came down again

Chorus:

'Cause everybody's gotta have somebody to look down on Who they can feel better than at any time they please
Someone doin' somethin' dirty decent folks can frown on
If you can't find nobody else, then help yourself to me

Verse 3:

Eggheads cussing rednecks cussing
Hippies for their hair
Others laugh at straights who laugh at
Freaks who laugh at squares

Verse 4:

Some folks hate the Whites
Who hate the Blacks who hate the Klan
Most of us hate anything that
We don't understand

Chorus