The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #84197   Message #1554089
Posted By: GUEST,Mrr
01-Sep-05 - 03:51 PM
Thread Name: Folklore: Limericks...know any good ones [15]
Subject: RE: BS: Limerics...know any good ones
OK, here goes:

A young maid who was no good at tennis
At swimming was really a menace
She took pains to explain
"It depends how you train:
I was a streetwalker - in Venice."

There was a young man from Quebec
Who was buried in snow to his neck
When they said Are you frizz?
He replied Yes I is!
But we don't call this cold in Quebec.

There was a young man from St. Bees
Who was stung in the arm by a wasp
When they asked Does it hurt
he replied No it doesn't
But I'm so glad it wasn't a hornet!