Knit one, purl two,
The MMB is here for you!
Others may be daft or dozy
We will bring you new tea-cozies!
We're the ones so brave and bold
Who keep your tea from getting cold!
Never lame or dumb or daffy,
When there's been a cato-straphe.
Purl two, knit one,
Isn't helping others fun?