The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #82333 Message #1554334
Posted By: curmudgeon
01-Sep-05 - 08:41 PM
Thread Name: BS: Third Joke Thread for 2005
Subject: RE: BS: Third Joke Thread for 2005
Eat right!
Make sure you get your daily dose of fruits and veggies.Take your
vitamins and bump up your vitamin C.Get plenty of exercise because
exercisehelps build your immune system.
Walk for at least an hour a day, go for a swim, take the stairs instead of
the elevator, etc.Wash your hands often. If you can't wash them,keep a
bottle of antibacterial stuff around.Get lots of fresh air. Open windows
whenever possible.Get plenty of rest.Try to eliminate as much stress from
your life as you can.
OR
Take the doctor's office approach.Think about it...When you go for a shot,
what do they do first?Clean your arm with alcohol..Why?
Because alcohol kills germs. So.......
I walk to the liquor store.. (exercise ) I put lime in my
Corona...(fruit)Celery n my Bloody Mary (veggies)Drink outdoors on the bar
patio..(fresh air)Tell jokes, laugh..(eliminate stress)Then pass out.
(rest)
The way I see it...
f you keep your alcohol levels up,flu germs can't get you!!!!
My grandmother always said,"A shot in the glass,is better than one in the ass!"