Some Civil War re-enactor campfire late night parody lines:

"...And to the women, I do say
Don't go sell for Mary Kay
For there'll be no making up
After the fighting."


"....General Meagher to us said,
'If you're sick, but short of dead,
Our physicians' staff will give you prompt attention.'
Now where my arm was, there's a leg,
And in my heart they've put a peg,
As any barbershop quartet will surely mention."