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Thread #84197   Message #1555068
Posted By: GUEST,Bernie
02-Sep-05 - 06:27 PM
Thread Name: Folklore: Limericks...know any good ones [15]
Subject: RE: BS: Limerics...know any good ones
A pirate,so history relates
Was horsing around with his mates
He fell on his cutlass,which rendered him nutless
And totally usless on dates

A strapping young fellow named Cass
had two balls of fine,solid brass
When jangled together,they played "Stormy Weather"
And lightning shot out of his ass.

A fine-looking lassie named Lee
Was raped by an ape in a tree
The result was just horrid,all arse and no forehead
Three balls and a purple goatee.