The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #84197   Message #1555106
Posted By: catspaw49
02-Sep-05 - 07:18 PM
Thread Name: Folklore: Limericks...know any good ones [15]
Subject: RE: BS: Limerics...know any good ones
We've had about a hundred limerick threads but what the hell.........

I like the alliterative quality of this one:

There once was a man named Magruder
Who met a nude and he wooed her.
But she thought it was crude
To be wooed in the nude
But Magruder was shrewd...and he screwed her.

A beautiful image here.......

THe was a young man named Glass
Who had two balls both made of brass.
When he rubbed them together
They played "Stormy Weather"
And lightning shot out of his ass.

These two make a conversation of sorts.........

While I sat by the Duchess at tea
She asked, "Do you fart when you pee?"
I replied with some wit,
"Do you belch when you shit?"
And felt it was one up for me!

But the Duchees turned and asked me
If an eggplant I ever did see.
When I replied, "Yes," rather bored
She said "Sir you've explored
Up a hen's ass much further than me!"

A little bestiality..........

Pretty young Janice McNair
Was had by a man all covered with hair.
Then he took off his hat
And Jan realized that
She'd been fucked by Smokey the Bear.

For the beer lover..........

A pretty young miss named Ann Hiser
Claimed that no man could surprise her.
But Pabst took a chance
And found Schlitz in her pants
Now he is sadder...Budweiser.

Don't get me started. BTW, don't post "The Farter from Sparta" as it has been posted several times before here.