Then again, it all depends on your objective in bludgeoning. If you want to subdue the drunk who is trying to climb onto the stage and commandeer the microphone, a bludgeon such as a Fender Strat is called for. But if you want to thoroughly punish and humiliate the drunk heckler who's been loudly calling for you to play "Stairway to Heaven" between every two songs for the last four hours, a fiddle bow is ideal. You can inflict 7,354 vigorous strokes with a fiddle bow before your victim lapses into unconsciousness. Just remember to use that cheap fiberglass "emergency" bow, not the good one.