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Thread #59418   Message #1555590
Posted By: Bee-dubya-ell
03-Sep-05 - 04:57 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
NEWSFLASH!!!

It has been revealed on another Web forum (which shall remain anonymous, of course) that MOAB founder "khandu" is, in fact, a well known though notoriously insipid pop music icon. CLICK!

Now we understand why though everyone knows that "khandu"'s real name is "Kenny", nobody knows his last name. It's because he doesn't have one! It's just a single letter, not a real name!

It also explains "khandu"'s periodic lengthy absences from the Mudcat. No, they're not due to having an away-from-home job or even due to periodic hospitalizations for "nervous disorders". They're just due to his being on tour in countries such as Botswana where Internet service is less reliable than in Mississippi. Musical icons on their downslides have to go wherever people still think they're cool, ya know. Carnegie Hall today, a mosquito-ridden dump in Belize tomorrow.