Yes! It's high time we joined together to rid the world of all sources of insipidity! Let's start with Kenny G. Then we can move on to Care Bears, Barney and Kevin Costner!

We know some bleeding hearts are going to say "Oh, no! Don't ban 'em! Insipidity can be overcome!" Well, they're wrong! Once insipid, always insipid! The insipid can never be made vital, provocative or spirited. They are doomed to forever remain bland, dull, boring and indifferent. Let's just get rid of 'em! Put 'em all on trains and send 'em someplace where their insipidity can do no harm. Yes! Send 'em all to Disney theme parks!