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Thread #84197 Message #1556505
Posted By: Schantieman
05-Sep-05 - 09:30 AM
Thread Name: Folklore: Limericks...know any good ones 
Subject: RE: BS: Limerics...know any good ones
There once was a man from Dunoon
Who always ate soup with a fork
For he said, "As I eat
Neither fish, fowl nor flesh
I should finish my dinner too quick".
Another young man from Dundee
Was stung on the arm by a wasp.
When asked, "Does it hurt?"
He replied, "No, it doesn't -
I'm so glad it wasn't a hornet".
A lady who lived on the Humber
Had a wond'rous collection of lumber:
Old boots and tin whistles,
A brush without bristles,
Three harps and a fossilised plumber.
*****RUDE ONES BELOW!*****
And I'm sure, 'twas a fellow from Kent
Whose prick was so long that it bent.
To save himself trouble
He put it in double
And instead of coming, he went.
(But it might have been Ghent)
There once was a chap from Nantucket
Whose prick was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear was a cunt I could fuck it".
Another young fellow from Buckingham...