But, but, but...chimp, ape, and chimpanzee don't alliterate or rhyme with the word 'trunk'. And don't tell ME it's a boot not a trunk!

The ad agency has a clickable link at the bottom right of the page. Apparently, these started out as Super Bowl commercials, though I don't know if they ever ran nationally. Locally in Chicago, perhaps. But since I never watch the Super Bowl, I wouldn't know.

The anti-theft trunk monkey is what is needed in NO, I believe.