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If any of you are brave enough to fancy a trip to the drier side of the Pennines to pick it up, there is a maypole up for auction on ebay on behalf of my local school which has no interest in using it any more.

And a fine maypole is at Barwick-in-Elmet

But perhaps you prefer a smaller one

And as a last resort there still is MudGuard to play the maypole