Karl Rove: "Ahhh, Georgie, got some good news and some bad news. Whcioh one ya want first?"

George Bush: "Well, Karl, give me the good news first.z"

Rove: "Well, we don't have to worry about that Cindy Sheehan any more, 'er whatever her name is..."

Bush: " Hey, that's grat. What's the bad news?"

Rove: "Ahhhh, maybe we should have actually spent the money on the first responders because New Orleans has just been hit with a big old hurricne."