I'm not sure I'd want one at any price. (Bobert that is.) I think he's probably expensive to keep and grouchy when his dinner's late. I think I'll just let Peavine keep him. Free or not.

If he comes to the Getaway and doesn't make too much fuss, I'd be glad to hang out with him though.

What's in a name? A Bobert by any other name would smell as sweet.
Or not.