The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #84410 Message #1558146
Posted By: Sidewalk Bob
06-Sep-05 - 10:20 PM
Thread Name: BS: The trouble with the US
Subject: RE: BS: The trouble with the US
Well, gol dangit... This is about the last straw... I'z been kidnapped and beat up by Mudcatters fir it but now it's the Ketchup Wars...
Hey, bring it on... I'z personally had 'nuff of thew US gettin' sand kicked in it's face by you north-of-da-borders... Hey, we din't elect Bush so give us a break...
Now, I was jus' down at the Hawksbill Diner today and ordered me some French Fries with my sammich and but some Heinz ketchup on 'um and it was better than sex... Okay, maybe not, but reall good stuff... I mean, like yummy plus..
Yeah, I know that LH 'er Peace 'er nuther of them Canooters gonna say that thet bottle of Heniz prolly waas smuggled all the way down ot Luray, Va. an' thats why it taste so good but I ain't gonna but that...
Like why would someone smuggle down a bottle of Canadian hetchup to Virginia???
Answer me that one???
You know what, I'z beginnin' to thing that you north-of-da-boarder's shoulda been included in Bush's "Axis of Evils" folks...
You mess wid out ketchup today and it'll be F-16's and sorties tomorrow....