Now you are getting really personal!

Every morning I have to put elastic stockings on and believe me, putting a condom on is much easier and probably not as uncomfortable.

In the first place it has to be done before you get out of bed in the morning. Before the blood rushes into your legs.

You put a silky, blue, half sock over your toes, don a pair of rubber gloves and then slide and coax the stocking up your leg.

It is very similar to wearing a condom on your feet and you are right, "they are way too tight and infernally hot at the same time."