The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #84197 Message #1558540
Posted By: Flash Company
07-Sep-05 - 11:37 AM
Thread Name: Folklore: Limericks...know any good ones 
Subject: RE: BS: Limericks...know any good ones
An incestuous young girl from Dunbar
Said 'At golf, I am sure to go far,
I've no putter or driver,
But I'll bet you a fiver,
I can still play around under pa(r)'
There was a young girl from Madras,
Who had a remarkable ass,
Not rounded and pink
As you probably think,
It was grey, had long ears and ate grass!
There was a young lady from Thrace,
Who's corset would no longer lace,
Her mother said, 'Nellie,
There's more in your belly
Than ever went in through your face!'
Want any more?