Remain in the "good ol USA" next season
The UKer's are used to Buskers beside the underground....an aluminium clad copper is a "big-tip while the American Tourist will tip the bar-maid thrice more.
The UK'ers are cheap, rude, ignoranant of tuneful tranditions.....anything not UK. If UKers ever advanced beyond the inderstanding of King George III...it is an abborated mirAcle