CHILI WILLY

You'd think I would learn
After one or two burns
What those hot little buggers can do.
They're great in a fry
But don't rub your eye!
It's an optically fired barbecue

I was chopping them fine
For a ragout of mine
When my sinuses started to itch
As my allergy rose
I grabbed onto my nose.
God damn it! It burned like a bitch.

Adding a pinch
To my soup was a cinch.
As it simmered I went for a leak;
Exposing my willy
To suicide chili.
An experience wildly unique!